I heard you have free parking in the Gaslamp District! Is that true?

WE HAVE FREE PARKING… ACTUALLY, WHAT WE SHOULD SAY IS: THERE IS ALWAYS PLENTY OF FREE AND EASY PARKING! PARK IN THE HORTON PLAZA PARKING GARAGE, THEN WALK INTO THE MALL AND UP TO THE MAD HOUSE, AND BRING YOUR PARKING TICKET INTO THE CLUB. OUR STAFF WILL VALIDATE THE TICKET FOR 4 HOURS OF FREE PARKING. WE’RE JUST LIKE YOU, WE HATE PAYING FOR PARKING. ESPECIALLY IN THE GASLAMP DISTRICT. IT’S EXPENSIVE, A LONG WALK, AND THERE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE YELLING AT YOUR DATE. IT’S NOT RIGHT THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT JUST TO SEE OUR AMAZING COMEDIANS.